It will probably take me 3 hours to type out a few paragraphs, maybe even 3 days! If you're a mom, you know how it is. Type two words and all of a sudden your toddler found a way to crawl up the side of the wall and swing from the light fixture to the bookshelf across the room and she now has the fingerpaints you cleverly stashed up there, which she is about to redecorate your living room with if you don't catch her. In the meantime, you may have an infant wriggling awake too early from a nap that you just settled him down for and he will now need your undivided attention until you can get him back to sleep. And then back to the computer...to play with colors and fonts cause you have no idea how to do a real blog.
In the end it should be about content right? Good stuff, that people want to read, all the time. Specifically, good stuff that MOMS want to read all the time. Yep, just another mom blog...but wait wait wait! I am not just another mom blogger...I'm going to be different, special, unique...er, at least I'll try.
Ok, you are now asking "what type of stuff are you going to be writing about?". Here's a few things...
- How the heck am I supposed to look like Heidi Klum after having 2 kids?
- Before I can look like her, how the heck am I supposed to even get a shower?
- Why can't I eat cupcakes every day?
- Do I really have to blend spinach into a goopy green slime and drink it?
- I haven't slept in 3 months and you want me to do how many squats?
- I can't even go pee without a 3 person, 2 dog audience but I'm supposed to find time relax?
- Can a breastfeeding mom do jumping jacks and keep the girls intact?
- Will I ever go back to normal after birthing a small watermelon?
So if you're a mom, with a good sense or humor and a desire to be healthy, happy and balanced (insert a giggle here) then come back for more!
P.S. unless you have insanely awesome genetics, or millions of dollars, looking like this would not be easy...but anything is mompossible ;-)
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